rydenarmani:

tomorrow at 4: scissoring. is it real? how does that work? goodnight america

natashi-san:

Literally me

natashi-san:

Literally me

me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

misandry-mermaid:

I rarely see this mentioned so I wonder if people just don’t realize what a national travesty Mt. Rushmore is.

The Black Hills is sacred land to the Oglala Lakota tribe. The Oglala Lakota used to own that land through a treaty with the U.S. I mean, it was their land

fall-out-bagel:

stumpomatic:

fall-out-bagel:

stumpomatic:

©

THIS IS ME

Is your name really Patrick? What is it like to hug the other Patrick around the middle? And to have Joe Trohman uhhh do whatever he’s doing there?  Did you ask to make a hug train or did this form spontaneously? 

Yeah it is really Patrick. And the stump is so nice and cuddly I didn’t want to leave. And I asked them if they would hold me but joe said no so I asked for a hug train instead

fall-out-bagel:

stumpomatic:

fall-out-bagel:

stumpomatic:

©

THIS IS ME

Is your name really Patrick? What is it like to hug the other Patrick around the middle? And to have Joe Trohman uhhh do whatever he’s doing there?  Did you ask to make a hug train or did this form spontaneously? 

Yeah it is really Patrick. And the stump is so nice and cuddly I didn’t want to leave. And I asked them if they would hold me but joe said no so I asked for a hug train instead

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.